Had quite the day. Some guy in a black Jeep came in the park and parked directly in front of my van perpendicular, so my grill was staring at his driver’s door. He parked on the road and not in a designated site. So people could even get by. I thought what the heck is going on.
Well, I stared at him for a while, thinking is he gonna move or what?
So after about ten minutes, his head was slumped over and he was sound asleep.
I wasn’t sure if he was passed out or having a seizure. So I called the camp office to see if they would send somebody down in a golf car and check on him. So they send 2 guys in the front of a golf cart into women in the back of a 4-seat cart.
They drive right alongside his driver door and they go, “buddy, buddy”? Well the guy never moves. So they go on back to the camp office and tell her “Yep he’s passed out”.
So the office must have called the constable to look like John Candy of SNL fame.
He walks over and says “buddy wake up, wake up and get out if the car.”
The guy says he’s not getting out of his car and DRIVES OFF! So the constable radio’s in that. He’s got a runner and he’s calling for backup.
So 2 shares officers abd Highway Patrol show up. He stops, and he waves on the officers like go around him. WHAT???
A guy was so out of it, he didn’t even know he was going to be arrested, so they gave him a field sobriety test and found out he had a bunch of warrants on him.
They gave him a field sobriety test. Then they brought out the breathalizer.
He could barely stand up to breathe.
He blew up 1.48 on the Breathalyzer. He probably should’ve been dead.
So they must have called is wife or his mother because 2 women showed up and one had a cane. They drove the Jeep away and he got in the sheriff’s cruiser.
We should be sleeping head off in jail for a few days.
The camp host came down and asked me if I was OK. I said yes and we talked quite a while.
It’s all good and checking out Saturday.
You never know what’s going to happen on the road.
Happy trails.
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